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Hysterias & Posteriors
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Wall Street CEOs are cycling through the five stages of tariff grief - NPR
Just Forget it!
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Final X Wrestling Results 2025, Live Updates, Matchups - FloWrestling
Loons and Moons
Still no good.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Life-building molecules discovered in the disk of a young star - Earth.com
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Nuts and Butts
‘Superman’ Final Trailer Shows David Corenswet “Doing Important Stuff” - The Hollywood Reporter
Thumbs down again.
Next, they tried...
No way
What are some negative effects of ADHD meds?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Jonathan Joss, ‘King of the Hill’ and ‘Parks & Recreation’ actor, dead at 59 after shooting - CNN
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No go.
Still no good
They put up a sign reading
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Minds and Behinds
What are the most interesting use cases of Alibaba's Qwen model?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Then came..
Another attempt resulted in ...
Cannabis use in any form directly linked to significant risk of heart damage - Earth.com
No, not a chance
share office space ...
So, the docs changed it to read
What were some things that the ancient Greeks excelled at compared to the Romans?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Freaks and Cheeks
So they tried
What is your analysis of Walter White from Breaking Bad?
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Catatonics & High Colonics